The quantified self movement for the one thing nobody quantifies. Tap to log. Track your patterns. Compete with friends. Predict what's next.
Everything you expect from a premium iOS app. Built for the moment you sit down.
No journaling. No mood selector. No 7-step flow. Big red button when you sit down, big green button when you stand up. The app gets out of your way.
Add your friends. The moment you log a dump, they get pinged. The moment they log one, you get pinged. Terrible for friendships. Amazing for engagement.
Your body has patterns. Our model learns them. After a week of logging, DumpTime forecasts your next session with scary precision — so you know whether to leave the meeting early.
Weekly bars. Peak-hour histograms. Busiest-day breakdowns. Streaks, averages, all-time totals. A dashboard worthy of a Series B analytics tool, applied to bowel movements.
Challenge a friend to 1, 3, or 7 days. Whoever logs more wins. Wins push your rating up a 12-tier ladder from Porcelain Peasant to The GOAT. Losses hurt.
Based on your logging patterns, the app assigns you a personality. Some take months to unlock. All of them are eerily specific.
No subscription. No required upgrades. No "Plus tier / Ultra tier / Legendary tier" nonsense.
Start logging. Your future self will thank you. Or at least laugh.
Download on the App Store